Hey, kids at Harvard. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you! Okay fine, I give in. HEY GENIUSES (all students attending Harvard turn around). No, thank you, I'm just looking for the Harry Potter creepers. YES YOU GUYS. Now listen. Where do you get off? Being all smart, making other people feel inferior, having a college in the best area of Boston, having J.K. ROWLING BE YOUR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER, having an urban outfitters 20 feet from your campus with the BEST bargain basement, AND thinking you can stalk Emma Watson? DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE IT ALL? Please, it is my job to blog/twitter about spying on "hermione! lolz." Emma if you are reading this, I want you to know that I would never make you feel "quite shaken." I would make you think "Wow, I should be friends with this silly American. Maybe she would like to borrow my authentic Hogwarts robes that our wardrobe girls gave me as a keepsake?"

"It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

Some words of wisdom from Albus Dumbledore.

If you watched Mad Men this week. O. M. G.

WHY COLLEGE ADMISSION BOARDS, WHY????

So, Emma Watson is at Brown right now. And I am not. And she has a roommate. And it isn't me. I totally wanted to go to Brown, but I couldn't get in, but I SHOULD HAVE. Because Emma and I are destined to be BFFs. So I am really depressed about us being separated from each other. And also I'm depressed about us never having been together to be separated. I know she would have been cool with me being obsessed with her and stuff. She would probably just say, in her british accent "Are you taking the mickey out of me? Oh you're such a laugh, you silly american. Let's go eat some shepherd's pie and then I'll introduce you to J.K. Rowling." Anyway BROWN ACCEPT ME.

Mad Men MADNESS

Season Three. Mad Men. Has Been. Amazing. I mean in the beginning I was a little worried, and I was like "Oh man, Mad Men is going to turn into one of those shows that when you say you watch it, you are like 'Oh yeah I love Mad Men but just seasons 1&2. Those seasons were genius. Then after Marissa died everything went downhill.'" But it turned out to be awesome. Now the reason I am posting about Mad Men is not just because it is wonderful, because that would be boring (not that it has ever stopped me before). I just felt the need to point something out about Mad Men that I have recently discovered. In the online blogsphere, I have noticed that when ever discussing last night's episode of Mad Men, bloggers always seem to want to turn it into some English paper analyzing the themes and deeper meanings. Examples- here, here, here and just this entire website. I can't decide if this is just because Mad Men is awesome and is actually worth analyzing and has cool deep themes and stuff, and everything else on TV is just crap, or if these people who watch Mad Men feel the need to sound smart and make everyone else think that they understand it much more than they do. I am going to continue to debate this idea.

HEY BLOG HEYY

So, I went on a little vacation. But what's important is that I'M BACK!!

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Happy May Day, Here Is The Best News Ever To Aid In Your Celebration

If you guys have heard about this already, I'm sure you were expecting this post. THE MIRACLES OF MODERN SCIENCE MEAN THAT WE CAN CREATE AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK! Now I know you are probably saying "Andrea, how is this a miracle of science, wizards have had this shiz lying around for years, we are cavemen muggles behind the times." WELL UNTIL I CAN FIND HOGWARTS (I always get distracted and think I left the coffee maker on....) THIS WILL HAVE TO DO.