Listen carefully, followers. Do you hear that? A wail of despair that seems light-years away? "What is that?" you think. IT'S ME YOU IDIOTS THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU. Emma watson's twitter is a FAKE. And it's not emma and all her fans who I am upset for, after they were tricked (even E! news, but then again they aren't exactly investigative journalists), I am pissed because they made a fool out of ME. I was so excited, I thought the stars were aligning and every dream I've ever had would come true. And I made a blog post about it. My blog is REPUTABLE. They have completely tarnished my image. I wish Oprah would invite this fake emma watson twitterer on her show and say "WHY DID YOU LIE TO AMERICA AND ALL THE HP FANS ACROSS THE GLOBE?" (James Frey style). Anyway, the only thing that would pull me out of this deep and dark depression would be if Emma Watson asked Brown or Yale or Oxford to let me in and then we could be roomies.
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