So, Emma Watson is at Brown right now. And I am not. And she has a roommate. And it isn't me. I totally wanted to go to Brown, but I couldn't get in, but I SHOULD HAVE. Because Emma and I are destined to be BFFs. So I am really depressed about us being separated from each other. And also I'm depressed about us never having been together to be separated. I know she would have been cool with me being obsessed with her and stuff. She would probably just say, in her british accent "Are you taking the mickey out of me? Oh you're such a laugh, you silly american. Let's go eat some shepherd's pie and then I'll introduce you to J.K. Rowling." Anyway BROWN ACCEPT ME.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
WHY COLLEGE ADMISSION BOARDS, WHY????
So, Emma Watson is at Brown right now. And I am not. And she has a roommate. And it isn't me. I totally wanted to go to Brown, but I couldn't get in, but I SHOULD HAVE. Because Emma and I are destined to be BFFs. So I am really depressed about us being separated from each other. And also I'm depressed about us never having been together to be separated. I know she would have been cool with me being obsessed with her and stuff. She would probably just say, in her british accent "Are you taking the mickey out of me? Oh you're such a laugh, you silly american. Let's go eat some shepherd's pie and then I'll introduce you to J.K. Rowling." Anyway BROWN ACCEPT ME.
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