Hey, kids at Harvard. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you! Okay fine, I give in. HEY GENIUSES (all students attending Harvard turn around). No, thank you, I'm just looking for the Harry Potter creepers. YES YOU GUYS. Now listen. Where do you get off? Being all smart, making other people feel inferior, having a college in the best area of Boston, having J.K. ROWLING BE YOUR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER, having an urban outfitters 20 feet from your campus with the BEST bargain basement, AND thinking you can stalk Emma Watson? DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE IT ALL? Please, it is my job to blog/twitter about spying on "hermione! lolz." Emma if you are reading this, I want you to know that I would never make you feel "quite shaken." I would make you think "Wow, I should be friends with this silly American. Maybe she would like to borrow my authentic Hogwarts robes that our wardrobe girls gave me as a keepsake?"
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Hey, kids at Harvard. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you! Okay fine, I give in. HEY GENIUSES (all students attending Harvard turn around). No, thank you, I'm just looking for the Harry Potter creepers. YES YOU GUYS. Now listen. Where do you get off? Being all smart, making other people feel inferior, having a college in the best area of Boston, having J.K. ROWLING BE YOUR COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER, having an urban outfitters 20 feet from your campus with the BEST bargain basement, AND thinking you can stalk Emma Watson? DON'T YOU ALREADY HAVE IT ALL? Please, it is my job to blog/twitter about spying on "hermione! lolz." Emma if you are reading this, I want you to know that I would never make you feel "quite shaken." I would make you think "Wow, I should be friends with this silly American. Maybe she would like to borrow my authentic Hogwarts robes that our wardrobe girls gave me as a keepsake?"
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