Guys, I need to share a secret with you. I suffer from a debilitating chronic disease. I have lived a very full life and I will not try and cheat death. I am lactose intolerant. AND I AM NOT ASHAMED! Now I know some of you are saying "EW, LACTOES INTOLERENCE IS 4 LOOSERS." Well you know what? A bunch of beautiful celebrities are lactose intolerant. Orlando Bloom, Victoria Beckham, Jessica Alba, Jerry Seinfeld, Halle Berry, and Hayden Panettiere. WE ARE STRONG! NO ONE CAN TELL US WE ARE WRONG! SEARCHING OUR HEART FOR SO LONG....BOTH OF US KNOW IT. LOVE IS A BATTLE FIELD. Ed.Note- I take back being proud of Hayden Panettiere being lactose intolerant. You know why? She was in the GOT MILK? campaign. Excuse me? Way to turn your back on your people. SOY MILK HAS JUST AS MUCH CALCIUM AS MILK!! I am so disappointed. She is stupid, and I bet Edward Cullen would kick her butt in an invincible fight.
whoa whoa whoa. Two days ago I would have disagreed with you about this Hayden Panettiere being "stupid" because she was dating my love, Milo Ventimiglia, but now that Milo has moved on, I will just say this: Edward better aim his teeth for the back of her head because that's the only way she can be killed.
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