It Was Like A Dream... (what a coincidence I dream about meeting Brangelina ALL THE TIME.)

So here is my dilemma. This article about the effect the god Brad and goddess Angelina have had on the common folk of this Long Island town is priceless. I really just want to quote the whole thing here, but that may not be blogging. And I feel like then I would have to cite it because I have been writing research papers nonstop lately, so I would have to pull out my chicago style manual, and there would have to be a footnote and all that business. But anyway this article basically describes how people would react if they saw Jesus. Except for a little bit more intense than Jesus. BRANGELINA.