Thursday, February 5, 2009

I LOVE Sharapova (Tennis Joke! Get it?)

So Maria Sharapova has dropped out of like five tennis matches because of her busted up shoulder. And I feel a little upset by this. What's that you say? "Andrea, you have never in your life shown an interest in sports, why the heck do you care?" Well, I will tell you. I was on my high school tennis team (I actually never mastered the ability to serve) my younger sister's name is Maria, I purchased a Canon Powershot camera, and Maria Sharapova is HAWT. This is almost as heart breaking as when Michelle Kwan couldn't perform at the Olympics. Anyway, I also have a passionate hatred for Anna Kournikova for some reason, so I just want Maria Sharapova to get herself together and go back to kicking her butt. 

1 comment:

  1. Those were the best years with you on the team, and tia...your 6 degrees of sharpova here is quite nifty

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