If Only, If Only.

I would like you all to me my insanely adorable and fashionable and possibly gay and sassy future son. I already love him with all my heart. He is going to be my own personal (and free) stylist, also. His name is Peter. What's that? "Andrea, that kid's name is Arlo, (Ed.note-actually that is a super cool name, I can deal with that. I think it is too late to change his name without confusing him) and he is Matthew Weiner's son, not yours." WELL SHUT YOUR STUPID FACES. Maybe he isn't my child biologically, and doesn't belong to me in any way, but we are MEANT for each other, I can feel it. Are you doubting this child's wonderfulness? This is his note on the outfit he is wearing- "This is my favorite outfit. The tie is a regular tie, but I tied it like that because I've seen it done that way in old English movies." I am dropping out of school to pursue becoming this child's nanny (Or au pair! I remember there was a disney movie about that. that could work). And subsequently stealing him, of course.