Sunday, January 25, 2009

CORRECTION: A Plague on Both Your Hares!

I want to apologize profusely for misinforming you all, I have realized after calling Mercutio a bunny, he is actually a Hare, and Bunnies and Hares are supposedly very different animals. I also will admit that I knew Mercutio was called a Hare, but I just thought that was another name for bunny. SHAME ON MY IGNORANCE. I usually would have just gone back and edited the post and hoped no one noticied, but this is for Mercutio. He probably thought I was being racist, or speciesist, so I just want to apologize. I will love you forever, Mercutio. To cheer you up I will tell the story of your most famous ancestor, the story of The Hare and The Tortoise. (shhhhh, it's my edited version. Mercutio can't know that the Hare actually loses.)

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