Your Nightly LOLcat- Russian Style. Just Add Vodka.

Caption (top image): I swear I spoke no ill of The Party!

Submit with honor, and you will earn a proper burial among your fathers. 

Caption: Cease your protests, the deal is done! You are to make a fine wife for an uncouth american businessman!

(ED. Note I did not write these captions. This is my new FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. ROLcats, translated from Russian. PLEASE GO TO THIS HEARTBREAKING WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS OF A WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!)