So guess what guys? Jellyfish are taking over. What's that you say? "But Andrea, all jellyfish do is get stuck between your fingers when you go swimming in the ocean, and they sting a little, but they are totally harmless. And on Spongebob they go to parties and eat Krabby Patties! They are harmless and wonderful!" WRONG. These jellyfish have caught on to the recent Twilight craze, and have decided to become immortal and rule the world. So welcome to a world where we are only allowed to eat jelly, and we have to live underwater (get out your gillyweed, people), and we get zapped when we disobey. And we will be forced to call the jellyfish the Cullens. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A NICE WORLD TO YOU?? THERE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ANY AWARD SHOWS, AND MERCUTIO CAN'T LIVE UNDERWATER, HE'S A HARE! So I don't know what to do guys, except for hope for the best. And get out my peanut butter (it is like kryptonite for jellyfish).
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Da-dum. Da-dum. Da-dum Da-dum Da-dum IT'S A JELLYFISH!
So guess what guys? Jellyfish are taking over. What's that you say? "But Andrea, all jellyfish do is get stuck between your fingers when you go swimming in the ocean, and they sting a little, but they are totally harmless. And on Spongebob they go to parties and eat Krabby Patties! They are harmless and wonderful!" WRONG. These jellyfish have caught on to the recent Twilight craze, and have decided to become immortal and rule the world. So welcome to a world where we are only allowed to eat jelly, and we have to live underwater (get out your gillyweed, people), and we get zapped when we disobey. And we will be forced to call the jellyfish the Cullens. DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A NICE WORLD TO YOU?? THERE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ANY AWARD SHOWS, AND MERCUTIO CAN'T LIVE UNDERWATER, HE'S A HARE! So I don't know what to do guys, except for hope for the best. And get out my peanut butter (it is like kryptonite for jellyfish).
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