So, I heard of some very distressing news today. Love of my life, Bear Grylls, apparently has a family. And it's not with me. WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO RUN OFF AND SURVIVE IN THE AMAZON TOGETHER. Apparently he is married to someone named Shara, and has two kids, and another one was just born today. That means they had sex. WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SAVING YOURSELF FOR ME. And guess what they named their new son? Huckleberry. WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T TOTALLY SUCK AT NAMING KIDS. OH WAIT, MAYBE YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU KNEW HOW TO GET SUNSCREEN OUT OF A SEA ANENOME. So if Bear Grylls had married me, we would have wonderful children, with good names like Oliver, Charlie, and Peter. So, WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? I hope you are glad that you have ruined your life.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
WTF, BEAR GRYLLS?
So, I heard of some very distressing news today. Love of my life, Bear Grylls, apparently has a family. And it's not with me. WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? YOU TOLD ME WE WERE GOING TO RUN OFF AND SURVIVE IN THE AMAZON TOGETHER. Apparently he is married to someone named Shara, and has two kids, and another one was just born today. That means they had sex. WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SAVING YOURSELF FOR ME. And guess what they named their new son? Huckleberry. WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T TOTALLY SUCK AT NAMING KIDS. OH WAIT, MAYBE YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU KNEW HOW TO GET SUNSCREEN OUT OF A SEA ANENOME. So if Bear Grylls had married me, we would have wonderful children, with good names like Oliver, Charlie, and Peter. So, WTF, BEAR GRYLLS? I hope you are glad that you have ruined your life.
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Girrrlll if you had a man like that you wouldn't know what to do with him. Do you think he shaves his chest? It looks so smooooooth.
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