Stephen Colbert

So I know you were all just waiting on baited breath for a post about Colbert, and I think today is the day. So, he is my hero. It is my life dream and goal to be an intern on the Colbert Report. I understand I may have to pretend to be interested in going into TV production or something to land it, but I would lie for Colbert. I would also lie WITH Colbert. OH SNAP. Also, I really enjoyed the Colbert Christmas Special, and I was like "OMG I should buy the album on iTunes." But then when I went to buy it, I also happened to be watching True Life: I'm Addicted to Shopping, so I of course couldn't buy it without feeling extensively guilty. I also have dreamt that I met Stephen Colbert about four different times, so I like to think that many times counts as actually meeting him. He is really nice and funny and beautiful in person. Basically I have nothing of substance to say in this post, except for that I, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE COLBERT (whitney houston style, you know)