So guys, SAG awards? I was surprised that Meryl Streep won for Best Actress, but I was glad, cause even though I loove me some Winslet, she is crap at making speeches. So Brangelina did talk to E!, but they each did separate interviews and talked with Giuliana DePandi (who is the WORST. Her questions were all like 'So Brad, do you still think Angie is pretty?' and Brad being like 'Shut your stupid face before I sew your mouth closed using only the power of my extreme handsomeness.') And I am positive that Seacrest wasn't on the red carpet because Brangelina said they wouldn't talk to him. Brangelina has so much power, it is frightening. I am sure that in a few days, Seacrest will end up completely jobless. You will see a metrosexual homeless man, clutching a sign that reads "BRANGELINA RUINED MY LIFE. WILL WORK FOR HAIR PRODUCTS." Throw him some spare change, that poor little guy. I can see the future (Alice taught me), and BRANGELINA WILL DESTROY HIM.
Monday, January 26, 2009
SAG Wrap-Up
So guys, SAG awards? I was surprised that Meryl Streep won for Best Actress, but I was glad, cause even though I loove me some Winslet, she is crap at making speeches. So Brangelina did talk to E!, but they each did separate interviews and talked with Giuliana DePandi (who is the WORST. Her questions were all like 'So Brad, do you still think Angie is pretty?' and Brad being like 'Shut your stupid face before I sew your mouth closed using only the power of my extreme handsomeness.') And I am positive that Seacrest wasn't on the red carpet because Brangelina said they wouldn't talk to him. Brangelina has so much power, it is frightening. I am sure that in a few days, Seacrest will end up completely jobless. You will see a metrosexual homeless man, clutching a sign that reads "BRANGELINA RUINED MY LIFE. WILL WORK FOR HAIR PRODUCTS." Throw him some spare change, that poor little guy. I can see the future (Alice taught me), and BRANGELINA WILL DESTROY HIM.
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