Wednesday, January 14, 2009

I'm Lactose Intolerant, But I Still Loved MILK!

So I just watched Milk, and after excessively sobbing, I have decided my new life goal is to be a gay man in the 70's. What? Did I hear you saying "Andrea, that's impossible!" No? No, you're right I didn't. Cause anyone who would say that doesn't deserve the privilege of reading my blog. Anyway, according to Milk, gay men had more fun than anyone else in the world. And they are all so HAWT! I mean, James Franco and Emile Hirsch? WHEW.  But yeah, I want to just go to all these super fun celebration parties, with the giant cakes, and drag queens singing, and everyone dancing and making out. Um, sounds like THE LIFE. I mean, minus all that being denied human rights and getting beat to death business. But apparently it is really easy to get a boyfriend. All you have to do is see a cute guy on the subway, say "It's my Birthday!" and then kiss him. DONE. 

3 comments:

  1. yummy yummy _________ _________ (you know what perez says. I feel ewy saying it.) hahahahahha

    I need to see this movie!

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  2. He so fine. I can't get over it.

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