Her Godliness Will Hurt You

So everyone in the world should know they are not good enough for the perfection that is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but some have had trouble coming to terms with this. One of those people would be Ryan Seacrest. So Brangelina put him in his place and totally ignored him and refused an interview.  Seacrest bad-mouthed Angelina last year. Doesn't he know that if you speak against a goddess, you will be struck down? AKA, you will not receive your MOST IMPORTANT red carpet interview. And this week I think Angelina has just become fed up with all these ugly mortals, and is now officially going all "Listen, I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, and you scum need to respect that." You all remember the stink eye she gave Anne Hathaway at the Critic's Choice Awards? So this is the point: we should be worshipping Brangelina, not attempting to speak to them or giving their rightful awards to former Princesses of Genovia and washed-up Mad-Eye Moody faces. Angelina is a beautiful Goddess, but beware of her mighty wrath. If you've read any Mythology, you'll know. The prettiest ones are the scariest.